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We have often wondered what goes on
in the mind of the devoted fan.
So finally, we here at
The Classics Decomposed took it
upon ourselves to find out.
Here are just a few tidbits of
the inspiring mail we haven't received,
but would if anyone was writing:
I have a question. In Hamlet, why does
Hamlet die at the end?
Please answer quickly as
I am dying to know!
I decided to read Hamlet after
reading the wonderful things
on your page and I have to say
that Hamlet is a way cool dude
"To Whom it may concern,
What is with you guys? What are you?
A bunch of Shakespeare Spouting Snobs?
That last letter really inspired us
and we here at the CD intend to
start The Shakepeare Spouting Snob Society.
Applications will be available
as soon as we get around to it.
Why are there only two seats in
the airplane in the English Patient
and how the heck was that Hungryan
guy supposed to fly back with two
other people and were they going to
a production of Hamlet in Cairo?
Who is this Ralph guy that is in one of the
pictures on your page? Is he your dad?
I drive a taxi and am personally very
honored that you named one of your fine
literary efforts after taxi drivers.
Betty La Drive"
"Hi Folks at CD,
I cannot express to you how you have
changed my life. Before finding your site my
world was on of colorless boredom. You have
given me a reason to live.
*Special note. We personally gave Bert a
referral to a good psychiatrist.
Keep those fab letters coming!