This dog is dressed up because he is the new host of
the Decomposed Awards. Meet Salvador Doggie,
a film and theater critic from Dog Fancy Magazine who will
host the first Annual Decomposed Awards.
When Theodore Thespias was unable to host we were beside
ourselves. We were driven to a panic. Who was classy
enough to take Theo's place?
It was then that Salvador Doggie graciously put a paw
forward and volunteered to bail us out.
Thanks Salvador!
Don't miss the ceremony when Salvador recites all the
names of al the dogs foods ever created.
You will salivate with Salvador when he hosts
The Decomposed Awards!
Date, time, network to be announced!
Just when you thought that the Oscars were a big deal. Just when you were convinced the Golden Globes were for real. Now here is the award that everyone is talking about. Welcome to the: Decomposed Awards! The Decomposed Awards are given out to celebrate excellence in the past year in films, television, and theater! The excitement is building for the biggest, bestest, most coveted award in the world of entertainment! Everyone sing the Decomposed Awards Song: "They'll be swell! They'll be great! The Decomposed Awards are like fate! Coming fast around the bend Just when you think The Awards season will end The biggest best awards are yet to come Honey, everything's coming up Decomposed Everything's coming up Decomposed Everything's coming up Decomposed for me and for you! Who will win one? It's the question of the year! Will YOU win one? Who cares, cause you're gonna have great fun! Curtain up! Light the lights! The Decomposed Awards are the heights Your heart will pound, your hopes will soar Get the envelopes ready for the Awards du jour A funny looking statuette may be waiting for you! Honey , everything's coming up Decomposed! Everything's coming up Decomposed! Everything's coming up Decomposed Will the Award go to you??????
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